Art of Date Drive Thru

Those who cheat on their partner are essentially screwed up in one way or another. But what we have learned is that sooner or later we all find ourselves in compromising situations that defy logic. In essence, we do things we never thought we would do. I know that I have. And for this reason we sometimes do things that we don't want our partner to know about. Put all reasons aside, however, because rather than walk away, insanity keeps us going further into the affair. So we become masters at cheating over time. Whether it's one affair or several, we practice to deceive. Practice makes perfect. With that sentiment lingering in your head for just a moment, I present to you secrets of the masters. How to become professional at being discreet; or for all you hunters reading this, how to cover your tracks.

Learn the Symptoms of Cheating

Type in ‘cheating' in Google and combine it with ‘signs', ‘clues', or ‘symptoms' and voila you will find 5 clues that your partner is cheating! Every possible symptom known to humankind is now at your fingertips. Study them and act in the opposite manner. For instance, don't make any sudden or unexplained changes in your behavior or routine. That's a classic giveaway. Stay on the predictable track and veer easily and as little as possible.

Technology and Cheating in Hamilton are Incompatible

There is no clearer trail leading back to your indiscretions than your phone, your email, and your internet activity. Those who are truly clever at deceit know that alternate forms of communication are a necessary part of the hookup short or long-term. Here are some quick things to remember:

A) All information including content and media shared between any two devices is traceable down to the sordid details.

B) Nothing is sacred, and

C) Every electronic purchase you make gives your location away. Stay away from the gadgets. Since phone behavior tips off your mate more than anything else, here are some pointers for keeping your phone behavior above suspicion.

How to Avoid Lying About Cheating

You have to be impressed with those who can craft a perfectly conceived lie and then deliver an academy award-winning performance to sell it. What's even more impressive, however, is the one who takes on an affair that no one honestly has a clue about. When participating in extracurricular activities, every action you make should be disciplined and every interaction should be well-calculated. Never allow yourself to be in a situation where you have to lie about anything. Never give cause for suspicion.

Control Your Emotions

Let's face it. Most affairs inevitably turn into an emotional trainwreck for any of us who have ever been in one. It's often these unharnessed emotions in seemingly unrelated situations that give off clues your partner will easily pick up on. Being easily offended, or overly defensive are huge red flags. Emotional distance from your mate will stir up suspicion that will not go away. Making crucial decisions based on emotions will land you in the hotseat fast. Chances are your emotions are what led you to cheat. They don't have to govern the entire dynamic of the affair however. By controlling them and showing restraint, the road to and from low-profile infidelity is slightly smoother. Here's an article that will give you some insight as to what people are looking for to catch someone having an emotional affair .

Don't Keep Anything

I realize that the memories you made with your side squeeze are as esteemed as a scene in Breakfast Club. Bringing your souvenirs home and stuffing them in that box you thought no one would open, however, could lead to your back-alley rendezvous coming to a screeching halt. Remember three words: Leave. No. Trace. The best way to catch a cheater is to find his items. Items that are most often discovered are receipts, gifts, clothing, paper correspondence, and, of course, the smell of fragrance.